Favourite Put Downs

My friend Jen recently bought me a book for my birthday called, "Put Downs - A collection of Acid Wit". I love it! I thought I 'd pick out some of my favourites to share with you. There a good way to get your own back with wit and flair:

• He's a little man, that's his trouble. Never trust a man with short legs-brains too near their bottoms. (anon)
• He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
• I used to be Snow White..but then I drifted. (Mae West)
• When I burnt my bra it took the fire Dept four days to put out the blaze. (Dolly Parton)
• Somebody's boring me. I think it's me. (Dylan Thomas).

Kath